(in Russian)russian solider 1: Holy sh!t, he's waking up!
russian solider 2: That's impossible! he fell nearly 60 feet!
rs 1: Well, he's waking up; what do you think? is he a nazi? he looks kinda german.
rs 2: Nah, looks a little too tall, polish mabey?
rs 1: Get Vick, he speaks german, I'll radio the higher ups
rs 2: (to Vick), Hey, ask this guy what his story is, he's one tough son of a b!tch to have survived that fall, mabey he's one of them Super-soliders I've been hearin about.
Vick: (to rs 2) jesus christ, a new crazy idea every week
Vick: (to strange man) hey, do you speak german?
Man: yes *coughs* where am I?
Vick: this is a soviet submarine; k-159, do you know how we found you?
Man: why, do I want to know?
Vick: you fell. hit the water so hard, we picked it up on the sonar as a small ship, the fact that your alive is a complete miracle, let alone being able to talk.
Man: that explains the back ache, where are we right now?
Vick: heading up the seas west of Norway.
Man: that godam guy, threw me off a f#ckin cliff. He plays underhanded, I'll have to kill him twice for that. tell the capitan to dock as soon as he can.
Vick: What are you talkin about!? we haven't fully examined you yet, for all I know your legs are probably broken!
Man: My legs, and everything else are fine, where's all of my stuff?
Vick: uhhh... give me a minute, I'll go get it. (under his breath) jesus christ, guy falls off a freakin cliff yesterday, now he wants to swim to shore.
Man: wait, swim?
Vick: well, yea, this baby requires a special port to dock, and as far as I know, there aren't any near by
Man: fine, get my stuff and surface when you can, you can take 260 roubles out of my pockets
Vick: wow, ok (leaves)
Man: great, how am I going to find her again. (sighs) this just isn't my week
End: Pt. 2, Ch1, Section 1
I needed to get this down somewhere, I might make more later