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texmechs2
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« on: December 18, 2006, 05:00:26 PM »
ACTUAL transcript of a conversation between a Genoman capital ship and an N'Rezzan in 2296. This conversation was released on the planetary net by junior officers.

Genomans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

N'Rezzans: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

Genomans: "This is the captain of a Genoman capital ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

N'Rezzans: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

Genomans: "THIS IS THE GENOMAN CAPITAL SHIP MESHENTOO, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE GENOMAN SPACE FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

N'Rezzans: "This is an asteroid. Your call."

Genomans:  FIRE AT WILL!
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Agamemnon
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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2006, 03:11:09 PM »
I LOL'd  Grin
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texmechs
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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 07:41:36 PM »
Typical Genomans, always shooting first, asking questions later.
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Jeff "-=TexMechs=-" Newcomb
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 09:14:56 PM »
so... who won ??
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khil1
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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2007, 12:24:44 AM »
Lol, thats funny. I would love to be able to walk into a bar (in game) and here an NPC bartender telling a patron that someday.
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2007, 07:44:45 AM »
Q:  How many Genomans does it take to screw in a light bulb?











A:  Genoman Corp Light bulbs never fail.  That sudden darkness you are experiencing is a case of hysterical blindness.  Please report to the infirmary for suitable medications.  Remember:   Genoman Corp Loves You! 
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2007, 03:29:06 PM »
 Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2007, 05:13:32 PM »
Quote from: Szunyog on January 12, 2007, 07:44:45 AM
Please report to the infirmary for suitable medications.  Remember:   Genoman Corp Loves You! 
Sounds like something from Paranoia
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2007, 07:18:02 PM »
Paranoia is classic...  Live action games are the most fun to watch.
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2007, 04:21:18 PM »
Lolified!
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2007, 04:05:27 PM »
that was pretty funny, I laughed while i was reading it. Nice work
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Robgoblin
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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2007, 01:08:26 AM »
That was too funny. I laughed hard at that.
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